CHILLIN' MODE ACTIVATED, PLEASE DISTRACT ME NOT HOODIE

Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/peace.

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I crave my morning dose of caffeine like a person requires oxygen. Truly, the idea of starting my day without it gives me anxiety. Decaf doesn't matter much, as long as that bitter flavor hits my tongue. It's not just a drink, it's energy for my being. I am an individual of routine, and that tradition is my coffee.